Time to burn through the stack of vouchers in a philanthropic manner on an upcoming EWR-HNL MR. The idiotic flight time relative to the scarcity of edible food in coach (i.e. Thai chicken wraps gone after 20 minutes) places a moral obligation upon me to donate free booze. Other than simply handing the stack to the FA and asking to buy out the next couple dozen drinks, I urge my FT brethren to suggest more humorous methods to pass the 11 hours on the 767 ghetto bird.
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